Jemima, 16, England. Read the about me page for more :) Twitter/Snapchat/IG: @jem_px

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

I thought you said you were a pilot. I never said pilot. I can’t ask you to do this, Sam. You got out for a good reason. Dude, Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

kenkamishiro:

東京喰種詰め by 竹花

Permission to repost given by artist.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

just a little reminder that 97% of rapists never spend a single day in jail.